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Monday, September 15th, 2008 | Author: Trevor Ellestad

I’ve come a long way from my box of pencil crayons and the glue stick I would use to decorate the jackets of mix tapes passed onto friends and lovers. And, it’s been with excitement and a heavy heart that I’ve come to adopt new technology these past ten years. My so-called need for music that plays faster, smoother, and smaller sits anxious and caffeinated beside my yearnings for a time when things were simpler. It was a time for me when a home-made mix tape from a crush was enough to make me swoon. I would trace my fingers over their hand-written playlist and the pictures cut from magazines that were collaged on the front of the case. I would listen to every word; allowing the words to come to me as if they were floating from his bedroom to mine.

Granted, over the years I’ve tried to make mix-cds and pass them on. There was even a time when I would go so far as to design a cover on the computer, print it out, and send it to someone special across the ocean. But, there was always something so cold and impersonal in its design and delivery. Maybe, over the years, technology has helped music to become entirely purified. Maybe, in the re-defining and filtering of all the notes and sounds, we somehow eliminated all the imperfections that lingered in the shadows between beats. Perhaps it was these imperfections that made my heart flutter, or maybe it was just my innocence

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Friday, September 12th, 2008 | Author: stinkwallet

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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 | Author: Trevor Ellestad

My yoga studio balances firmly atop a Starbuck’s on Main and 14th. When I am lying on my back with eyes closed I sometimes find it impossible to ignore the sound of the music below me, the chatter, and the movement of tables. It is a delicate oxymoron between peace and chaos. And, when I lie there, I am lingering on the border between one world and another. more…

Tuesday, September 09th, 2008 | Author: stinkwallet

Some thoughts: Vancouver boys are ridiculous. They can get whatever and whoever they want at the moments notice. A girlfriend said it perfectly when stating “ they always think they can do better” and the thing is, usually they can. How else can you explain not-so-good -looking or charming dirt bags getting hot women left right and center?

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Tuesday, September 09th, 2008 | Author: Trevor Ellestad

Last night I caught Meghan’s reflection in the mirror that leans up against wall in the corridor between my room and the living room. The reflective glass is about 5 feet tall and 2 wide. Meghan and I found it in an alley on a drunken stumble home one evening. Each of us took one side of the gargantuan thing and struggled the five or six blocks home to our place. Unfortunately Meghan’s equilibrium was off and I decided to take it on my own for the last block, throwing it up on my head and carrying it like a gigantic piece of drywall.

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Monday, September 08th, 2008 | Author: stinkwallet

2301 Main Street

I can still remember the first time I went to The Foundation: more…