Don’t mess with this lady, she’ll knock your tits off if you come to her house with no costume.

I love this rant, especially all the time that she spent devoting to how she buys the “full-sized” chocolate bars… I’ll show you a full-sized chocolate bar!

But, nothing, nothing beats the hyphenated mega word at the end:

“It is the no costume, no comments, no speaking, just- hand- me- the- free- candy- you- bought- with- your- hard- earned- money- and- I’ll- walk- away- with- no- acknowledgment that I am completely over.”

http://www.kattitudes.com/creative/2007/10/22/no-costume-no-candy/