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Thursday, October 30th, 2008 | Author: stinkwallet

So I’m pulling the cat out of the bag, not that it was ever really in the bag, but I’m making it public: I am officially obsessed with Paris Hilton’s new show. As Paris continues to attempt to satisfy her hunger for a new bff, she has managed to thoroughly entertain me, and dare I say it? She’s kind of starting to win me over. So, maybe that’s the real cat that is out of the bag–my new found appreciation and empathy (did I really just say empathy?) for her.

Dear God, I never thought this day would come, but as previous television shows have changed my opinion about what I thought were shallow, pathetic individuals, this one seems to be doing the very same thing. Perhaps, I’m the shallow, pathetic individual, being so easily swayed and addicted by such trash. Perhaps, but watching this gaggle of girls and a faggy Asian disaster, fight for her affection, has me hooked.

Once again I am indebted to Mtv. Thanks again for the good times, and like a generation before me, I can confidently say that I lost a whole hell of my life to music television.